Joke 1: MAGICAL HILL
Ok,so these three people went up on a hill,a magical hill.On this hill what ever you say you turn into.So the first person said fly and turned into a fly .The second person said eagle and turned into a eagle.The third person tripped over a rock,said oh crap,and...well...turned into..crap!
Joke 2: Who Dey
You know the Cinncinati Bengals?The "Famous" NFL team.Well before every game they say Who Dey.Well Dey going to kick yo butt.
Joke 3:Yo Mama Joke
YO mama so fat when she jumped into the Pacific Ocean the whales started singing "We are family... Even though yo bigger than me"
Joke 4: Hellen Keller
You know how Hellen Keller's parent punished her? By moving the furniture around.
Joke 5: Hellen Keller.
Did you know that Hellen Keller's dog hated her? If no then,you would be ticked if your name was RAWJAWOOJATAWOO
JOKE 6: You must be a redneck if...
*You hunt from your living room window.
*You stare at a carton of oranges 'cause it says "concentrate".
*Most of your teeth are in chain around your neck.
*You take a beer to your job interview.
*You see a sign that says "don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.
*Your dad walks you to school because both of you are in the same grade.
A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident.He yells to the doctor "Doc I can't feel my legs!" The doc replies" I know, I cut off you arms!"